Welcome to the Federal Erection Times!

At least in the USA the citizens get to directly elect their president! Here in Australia, we don't get to directly elect our Prime Minister... How is that meant to be a true democratic system when the people cannot directly elect their head of state?

Have fun while you're here and make Johnny dance! Remember that war is terrorism despite what the brainwashed politicians try to tell you.

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Instructions on finding comfort and releasing frustration: 1. Click on the image, and drag the mouse. 2. To start over, just click on the 'reset' button above. 3. Try Mark Latham instead. Or perhaps George 'Dubb-a-ya' Bush or Tony 'Teddy' Blair... 8-) Go get umm tigers!